Watch out for splinters!
Get out your hairspray
There’s nowhere to hide.
Known for his honesty, not his decorating.
And it’s full of random crap.
Imagine that water bill!
Or is it a floating grain silo?
Did the wall just growl?
And this wallpaper is not worth dying for.
Putt-putt down these hallways.
Tale (and house) as old as time...
Absolutely dino-mite!
